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An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife
was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second
and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you use to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on
the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said :"Then you use to bite my neck"

Angrily, he threw back the covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?"she asked.

He answered, "To get my teeth!"